Saturday, February 6, 2010
Cold is a relative thing
60 ABOVE ZERO:
Californians shiver uncontrollably….
People in Illinois sunbathe.
50 ABOVE ZERO:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Illinois drive with the windows down.
People in Illinois close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Illinois get out their winter coats.
10 BELOW ZERO:
The Girl Scouts in Illinois are selling cookies door to door.
20 BELOW ZERO:
People in Illinois let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Folks in Illinois get upset because they can’t start the snow-mobile.
40 BELOW ZERO:
People in Illinois start saying: “Cold enough for ya?”
50 BELOW ZERO:
Hell freezes over.
Illinois public schools will open 2 hours late.