This is by no means original. In fact, you've probably received it as an email. I got it from my friend Stacey this morning and I just felt like I had to share! Hope you get a good chuckle!
Cold is a relative thing
65 ABOVE ZERO:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Illinois plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably….
People in Illinois sunbathe.
50 ABOVE ZERO:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Illinois drive with the windows down.
40 ABOVE ZERO:
Georgians do coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Illinois throw on a flannel shirt.
35 ABOVE ZERO:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Illinois have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 ABOVE ZERO:
People in Miami all die.
People in Illinois close the windows. Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Illinois get out their winter coats.
10 BELOW ZERO:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Illinois are selling cookies door to door.
20 BELOW ZERO:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Illinois let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Folks in Illinois get upset because they can’t start the snow-mobile.
40 BELOW ZERO:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Illinois start saying: “Cold enough for ya?” 50 BELOW ZERO:
Hell freezes over.
Illinois public schools will open 2 hours late.
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